I put on my brash, overconfident face. "I know it's hard to believe—kind of surprises me myself—but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fair to have one person so full of awesomeness
You see, death doesn’t happen to you; it happens to everyone around you. To all the people left standing at your funeral, trying to figure out how they’re gonna live the rest of their lives… without you in it.